Random Shakespearean Insult Generator

So, there are several, but here's a Shakespearean insult generator.  It combines canonical Shakespearean insults with a list from this Shakespeare Insult Kit.

What's that?  You don't have your computer handy?

Good thing you printed it as a d50 table.  (Also available in Google Docs if you want a spreadsheet format.)

Roll 3d50 (or 3d100 if you prefer) and arrange as "Thou [column 1 result] [column 2 result] [column 3 result]!"

d50	d100	Column 1	Column 2	Column 3
1	1-2	artless	base-court	apple-john
2	3-4	bawdy	bat-fowling	baggage
3	5-6	beslubbering	beef-witted	barnacle
4	7-8	bootless	beetle-headed	bladder
5	9-10	churlish	boil-brained	boar-pig
6	11-12	cockered	clapper-clawed	bugbear
7	13-14	clouted	clay-brained	bum-bailey
8	15-16	craven	common-kissing	canker-blossom
9	17-18	currish	crook-pated	clack-dish
10	19-20	dankish	dismal-dreaming	clotpole
11	21-22	dissembling	dizzy-eyed	coxcomb
12	23-24	droning	doghearted	codpiece
13	25-26	errant	dread-bolted	death-token
14	27-28	fawning	earth-vexing	dewberry
15	29-30	fobbing	elf-skinned	flap-dragon
16	31-32	froward	fat-kidneyed	flax-wench
17	33-34	frothy	fen-sucked	flirt-gill
18	35-36	gleeking	flap-mouthed	foot-licker
19	37-38	goatish	fly-bitten	fustilarian
20	39-40	gorbellied	folly-fallen	giglet
21	41-42	impertinent	fool-born	gudgeon
22	43-44	infectious	full-gorged	haggard
23	45-46	jarring	guts-griping	harpy
24	47-48	loggerheaded	half-faced	hedge-pig
25	49-50	lumpish	hasty-witted	horn-beast
26	51-52	mammering	hedge-born	hugger-mugger
27	53-54	mangled	hell-hated	joithead
28	55-56	mewling	idle-headed	lewdster
29	57-58	paunchy	ill-breeding	lout
30	59-60	pribbling	ill-nurtured	maggot-pie
31	61-62	puking	knotty-pated	malt-worm
32	63-64	puny	milk-livered	mammet
33	65-66	qualling	motley-minded	measle
34	67-68	rank	onion-eyed	minnow
35	69-70	reeky	plume-plucked	miscreant
36	71-72	roguish	pottle-deep	moldwarp
37	73-74	ruttish	pox-marked	mumble-news
38	75-76	saucy	reeling-ripe	nut-hook
39	77-78	spleeny	rough-hewn	pigeon-egg
40	79-80	spongy	rude-growing	pignut
41	81-82	surly	rump-fed	puttock
42	83-84	tottering	shard-borne	pumpion
43	85-86	unmuzzled	sheep-biting	ratsbane
44	87-88	vain	spur-galled	scut
45	89-90	venomed	swag-bellied	skainsmate
46	91-92	villainous	tardy-gaited	strumpet
47	93-94	warped	tickle-brained	varlot
48	95-96	wayward	toad-spotted	vassal
49	97-98	weedy	unchin-snouted	whey-face
50	99-100	yeasty	weather-bitten	wagtail