|BEHOLD THE ETERNAL PHARAOH, CHAATHS-NEB|
Despite the fact that they killed him, he lives on eternally — because I think he's going to start an advice column:
IMPUDENT MORTALS, BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT AND COLLECTED WISDOM OF CHAATHS-NEB, THE ETERNAL PHARAOH OF THE RADIOACTIVE DESERT. THE HERALD OF NYARLATHOTEP AND THE OMNISCIENT SEER OF FALLEN STARS AND BARREN WASTES CALLS UPON MILLENNIA OF FORBIDDEN WISDOM AND LORE. BRING YOUR PATHETIC QUERIES BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE ETERNAL PHARAOH, AND PERHAPS HE SHALL MERCIFULLY GIFT YOU WITH SOME OF HIS BOUNDLESS KNOWLEDGE.
(If you ask for advice in the comments, Chaaths-Neb will respond over time. If I get enough of a response, this might become a regular feature. Feel free to submit your queries in "Dear Abbey" fashion, signed with a descriptive anonymous tag.)