Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Random Tome

I just rolled on this random tome table, and now you're stuck with this:

28. A pornographic romance novel written in Dwarvish. If the PCs decide to read a page, they will find one of the passages found at This Site. [Rended Press]



  1. "What do you think you're doing?"
    "Getting you ready to do a masterful plowing job. It's been too long and I'm ready tonight."

    SUCH a Dwarvish thing to say. Yeah! I am much pleased. I hope this makes an appearance in our campaign.

  2. And to follow up, as I mentioned to S.P. this morning:

    "I just posted a comment on your post about the pornographic Dwarvish tome, and my Captcha was 'chownymm'. I imagine that is an common utterance in Dwarvish porn."

    He agreed.


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